“Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.”

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Damn referees, I’ll miss them less than anybody.

You always catch the wrong players.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, ‘It wasn’t in the rules.’

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

I don’t have any tricky plays. I’d rather have tricky players.

I don’t understand these new coaches who don’t drink. What do they do when they get beat?

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you’re nobody.

You mean in the state?

I’d rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

The busy have no time for tears.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.

If you’re doing an indie and you have time, sometimes you can do take after take after take, but if you’re working in television on that filming schedule,

What I could not learn was to think creatively on schedule.

Your workouts are important meetings you scheduled with yourself. Bosses don’t cancel.

Hurry is not just a disordered schedule. Hurry is a disordered heart.

I’m not so talented at planning things out or having schedules before or sticking to the plan per se

I really do like surprises.