In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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