“True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.”

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself

The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.

A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.

She asked for my love and I gave her a dangerous mind.

It is a dangerous thing to be satisfied with ourselves.

Boldness makes even the smallest animal dangerous.

Lots of the things we do are dangerous, but life itself is dangerous; nothing is really worth bothering with that isn’t full of danger

All times are dangerous times.

We had no choice. Sadness was a dangerous as panthers and bears. the wilderness needs your whole attention.

It is a dangerous thing to ask why someone else has been given more. It is humbling – and indeed healthy – to ask why you have been given so much.

In the beginning there was faith – which is childish; trust – which is vain; and illusion – which is dangerous.