“Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it’s the objective.”

I’m not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It’s a positive agenda.

Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side’s claims.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

The issue which has swept down the centuries and which will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks.

Never try to fix other people. God does not need to do a bank shot off your lips.

I don’t think any rapper can go back. You can be a car salesman, a bank teller – I mean, really good jobs, and people are still gonna look at you and be like, ‘You used to rap; what happened?’

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing.

I know of only three people who really understand money. A professor at another university. One of my students. And a rather junior clerk at the Bank of England.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

A sound banker, alas, is not one who foresees danger and avoids it, but one who, when he is ruined, is ruined in a conventional way along with his fellows, so that no one can really blame him.

If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has.