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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

Aaron McGruder

I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
AARON MCGRUDER

Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
AARON MCGRUDER

Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
AARON MCGRUDER

Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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Different Mean Sham Something Thinking Voting
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
AARON MCGRUDER

Explore Important Music News Reveal Scare Tell
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
AARON MCGRUDER

Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
AARON MCGRUDER

America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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Country Culture Particular Sound Weird

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