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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

Aaron McGruder

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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Crumbling Need Party Point System
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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Expect Optimistic Possible Revolution Sound Thinking
I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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American Culture Government Respect Thinking
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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Different Mean Sham Something Thinking Voting
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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Administration Democratic Individual Need Regimes Republican Support
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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Friendly Game Good Guy Level Looking Thinking
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak

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