“Only one who loves can remember so well.”

Every person lives his real, most interesting life under the cover of secrecy.

Only during hard times do people come to understand how difficult it is to be master of their feelings and thoughts.

Nothing can be accomplished by logic and ethics.

Everything should be first-rate in a person, his face, clothes, soul and thoughts.

A good upbringing means not that you won’t spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won’t notice it when someone else does.

If you wish women to love you be original; I know a man who used to wear felt boots summer and winter & women fell in love with him.

Do silly things. Foolishness is a great deal more vital and healthy than our straining and striving after a meaningful life.

In all the universe nothing remains permanent and unchanged but the spirit.

Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.

You ask me what life is. That’s like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there’s nothing more to know.

The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths.

He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

A man and a woman marry because both of them do not know what to do with themselves.

My love is like a stone tied round my neck; it’s dragging me down to the bottom; but I love my stone. I can’t live without it.

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

But helpless Pieces of the Game He plays Upon this Checker-board of Nights and Days; Hither and thither moves, and checks, and slays, And one by one back in the Closet lays.

A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.

The rich rob the poor and the poor rob one another.

When one door closes, another opens.’ Yet, in-between lies a wait persuasive enough to make many go through windows.

Wherever you go, east, west, north or south, think of it as a journey into yourself! The one who travels into itself travels the world.

You who have read the history of nations, from Moses down to our last election, where have you ever seen one class looking after the interests of another?

One of the necessary accompaniments of capitalism in a democracy is political corruption.

A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.