“My son looks more like George Harrison than I do.”

I fell in love, not with anything or anybody in particular but with everything.

If people would just wake up to what’s real, there would be no misery in the world. I guess chanting’s a pretty good place to start.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Be straight with yourself just to maybe save a few more people from being stupid and being ignorant.

It’s easier to criticize somebody else, than to see yourself.

It’s God’s love manifest in this world through everything that’s in this world, and all the people in the world.

There’s a bottomless heart hooked into all of you and it’s wondering how much you care.

Yesterday, today was tomorrow. And tomorrow, today will be yesterday.

It doesn’t really matter what chords I play, what words I say or time of day it is, as it’s only a Northern Song.

The action that I’ve started, sometime I’ll have to face. My influence in motion, rebounding back through space.

When the truth get’s buried deep beneath a thousand years of sleep, time demands a turnaround.. And once again the truth is found.

I don’t know how you were diverted, You were perverted too. I don’t know how you were inverted No one alerted you.

People have to have a desire within themselves to know who they are and the reason why they are in this body.

No matter how good you are, you still need grace to get out of the material world. You can be a yogi or a monk or a nun, but without God’s grace you still can’t make it.

Life goes on within you and without you.

Death is just where your suit falls off and now you’re in your other suit. You can’t see it on this level, but it’s all right. Don’t worry.

It’s hard not to be sexy in a pair of high heels.

It was my effort, in depicting the West, to depict it as it was.

Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

Whatever is underneath all the drag, it actually doesn’t really matter. It kind of just matters, are you a great entertainer? And are you nice to work with? Are you good at your job?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

It’s scary to imagine yourself failing. But I do know that in Bollywood, every Friday changes your destiny, and unfortunately, every Friday also changes the way people look at you.