“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.

How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.

I’m not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.

I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true.

Life is so much friendlier with two.

It’s so much more friendly with two.

Just because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness.

Washing, this modern behind the ears nonsense.

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.