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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’

Dave Chappelle

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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Comedy Earth People Sensitive Social
Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Bad Fame Greatness Horrible
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Country Fame Place
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Feeling Stand
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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Care Company Yourself
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Himself Religious Scripture Sin Smoking
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Boundary Limitation Yourself
It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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Enough Famous Hollywood Myself White
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Change Drama Leap Money Oneself People
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Failure Greatness Life Mark Realization Yourself
I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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Image Participate Question Right Support Yourself
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Comedy Field One Liner Orientation
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Call Crazy People Strong Worst
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Himself Platform Reparation Serious Slave Thinking Win

My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’

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