I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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