The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIt seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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