I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLEYou know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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