“Look your best – who said love is blind?”

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

I’ve always loved you, and when you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be.

In our time together, you claimed a special place in my heart, one I’ll carry with me forever and that no one can ever replace.

I want to wake up with you beside me in the mornings. I want to spend my evenings looking at you across the dinner table. I want to share every mundane detail of my day with you and hear every detail of yours. I want to laugh with you and fall asleep with you in my arms.

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.

When her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever.

A man’s best friend is a good wife.

My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue. All’s well that ends well, to end up with you.

You the one that I dream about all day. You the one that I think about always. You are the one so I make sure I behave! My love is your love, your love is my love.