Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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