No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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