I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThere’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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