Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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