Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe higher up I went, the less happy I was.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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