I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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