“Secret is something which a person tells everybody not to tell anybody.”

What matters is not to add years to life but life to years.

Raise yourself from where you are. Have courage and rise high.

Love, like truth, can be shared, but not divided.

For a happy life, love the world and hate the word hate.

If you are right, go right ahead.

Equals argue – win or lose. Superiors just say it and win.

Boredom is not an illness but a symptom of an illness. Work defies boredom.

No power is as potent as the power of an idea.

Total absence of humor makes life a total drudgery.

Let your words be of velvet and your arguments of the steel.

A friend saved is a friend earned. A friend spent is a friend enjoyed.

This world is meaningful. Each one has to share the bliss and sorrows. Elevate your life with the heat of the fire and the light of the sun. March ahead..God is with you.

Quality of life is more important than the quantity of days you live.

What sunshine is to flowers, your warm smile to me.

Man’s mind keeps on hopping from hope to hope.

What you don’t owe would never hurt you.

Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.

It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.

I’d rather take coffee than compliments now.

The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he’ll come sleep in your closet rather than spend 10 shillings on a hotel.

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.