“This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.”

Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.

In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.

Don’t you dare die on me, Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!

The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?

He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.

Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.

You can’t put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight- it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Every day I grapple between ‘I’m going to get married’ and ‘I’m going to spend the rest of my life alone with a poodle.’

Politicians are like dogs, Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.