Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.
PEWDIEPIEThis dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.
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Yellow is evil, so don’t drink your piss.
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Life is too short to focus on the things you hate, focus on what you love instead.
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Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.
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Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.
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I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.
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The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.
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I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.
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What I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it’s almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.
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My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.
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Face your problems! Unless your problem is your face.
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I just want to connect with you bros. That’s all I care about, because you bros’ support really means everything to me.
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I’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.
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Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.
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In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.
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Don’t you dare die on me, Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!
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