“It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!”

This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.

In the very few interviews I’ve made, it doesn’t matter how long we’ve talked to each other, the headline is still just about my paycheck.

Don’t you dare die on me, Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!

What I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it’s almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.

I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.

I don’t care what the critics say. My fabulous mom will give me a good review if nobody else does.

Cuz phony faggots I froze, it’s a fact, I flip fast on foes with fabulous fantastic flows.

Plus I am being hounded by all the fabulous new drummers, Bill Stewart at the head of the pack.

I love Michael Kors! I also love Miu Miu shoes – they’re fabulous, I have so many pairs.

My hair was slicked down with a part. But that was before I discovered the blow-dryer. Now I’m fabulous.

[Computing] is just a fabulous place for that, because it’s a place where you don’t have to be a Ph.D. or anything else. It’s a place where you can still be an artisan.

People are willing to pay you if you’re any good at all, and you have plenty of time for screwing around.