“Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.”

Don’t be something you’re not. Unless you can be a fabulous unicorn. Always be a fabulous unicorn.

Face your problems! Unless your problem is your face.

Everyone has played video games at some point these days, and video games are fun.

This dog. Is possibly the dumbest dog in the world. I’ve had him for 2 years since today He’s been my boo ever since.

It was so much easier to connect with my fans when I was smaller. I could answer every message, and I enjoyed that.

I’m not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

Do you ever just add things you’ve already done to your to-do list, then cross them over right away to feel more productive? Me neither.

Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.

The fact that Disney bought Maker Studios doesn’t really change anything for me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly.

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.

Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.

It’s funny when you coming in first but you hope that you’re last, you just hope that it last.

Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society.

It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.