Every dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
JONATHAN SWIFTPositiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
JONATHAN SWIFTWhen a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFTIf a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
JONATHAN SWIFTNo wise man ever wished to be younger.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
JONATHAN SWIFTArgument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFTFor in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFTIf Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
JONATHAN SWIFTFor to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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