I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
LILY TOMLINI feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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