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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.

Lily Tomlin

What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLIN

Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN

Alone One Liner Remember
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph

Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.

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