I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
EVELYN WAUGHPunctuality is the virtue of the bored.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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