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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.

Lily Tomlin

You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type

No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.

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