Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
EVELYN WAUGHInstead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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