It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
JONATHAN SWIFTReligion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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Every dog must have his day.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
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