Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WESTI’m single because I was born that way.
More Mae West Quotes
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Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
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It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
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I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
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I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
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Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST






