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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST

Reward Sale Virtue
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.
MAE WEST

Convinced Freedom Harm Life Live She Society Woman
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST

Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST

Kiss Make Up Ruin
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST

Break Up Chance Discard Divorce Lover Relationship
I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WEST

Man Party Politics Recognise
We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
MAE WEST

Funny Intellectual Opposite
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
MAE WEST

Love Reason Woman
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
MAE WEST

Curve Danger Road Women
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.
MAE WEST

Away Inspirational Security Women Empowerment Yourself
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
Some of the wildest men make the best pets.
MAE WEST

Men Pet Wild
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
MAE WEST

Inspirational Mind Start Step Want
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST

Imitation Lady Model Reality Women

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