Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
DOROTHY PARKERYou do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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