Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKER