“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

Don’t live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

Congratulations! Today is your day!

My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn’t make it up!

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

Don’t conform for the sake of pleasing others. Mold yourself into the person that you want to be.

If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.

In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

Writing for children is murder. A chapter has to be boiled down to a paragraph. Every word has to count.

I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.

Unslumping yourself is not easily done.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

War is hell. Hollywood fantasizes about it and makes it look good; war sucks.

He wasn’t like a moth attracted to her flame. He was like a vampire in love with her eternal darkness.

The myths that are created about the South, about the way we grew up, about black people, are wrong.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

When the world is too much create your own. I do it every day.

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

When I hear the word electric, I think of Pikachu!