Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I’m not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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I don’t care what people think. people are stupid.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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I don’t have time to put up with the politics. Who’s a Democrat? Who’s a Republican? Who’s liberal? Who’s conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That’s what I’m concerned about.
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Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
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