If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYPeople always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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