I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
CHARLES BARKLEYKids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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