I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
CHARLES BARKLEYHalf Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you’ll be successful, and that’s not fair.
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I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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When you read the book you see that these guys aren’t holding any punches. They’re straightforward. They’re honest. They’re giving you their honest opinion.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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