If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYHalf Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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When you read the book you see that these guys aren’t holding any punches. They’re straightforward. They’re honest. They’re giving you their honest opinion.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I’m sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they’re stupid.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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