Change is not progress.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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