Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
H. L. MENCKENThe American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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