If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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