A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
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