“As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.”

My kid is not going to wear a flat bill.

My body is a little bit sore from all of the practicing and playing and training.

Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

In order to help people, you have to first learn how to help yourself.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Under pressure, you can win with your mind.

Nobody could have prepared me for the life I’ve had to become accustomed to.

You can play from the wrong position for a long time with good hands, but eventually it’s going to catch up with you.

There’s always stuff to work on. You’re never there.

Golf is something I do selfishly for myself.

It’s hard to believe, but anything can happen. Accidents do happen, unfortunately, it happened at the worst time.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for – getting paid for doing what you love.

My dad told me this: You get out of it what you put into it. If you put in effort and log your time, you’ll get the results.

Money and fame made me believe I was entitled. I was wrong and foolish.

I love to compete. That’s the essence of who I am.

I was unfaithful, I had affairs, I cheated.

Stay healthy, have fun with it, and embrace all the moments. Because anything can happen.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

Writing is not a serious business. It’s a joy and a celebration. You should be having fun with it.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.

My first Vine I really just posted out of spontaneity.

You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

I don’t mind fans coming up in a friendly, respectful way. That’s all part of the fun of being a top tennis player. But if people take pictures without permission, particularly if my children are in the shot, I feel uncomfortable.

Get rid of those friends of yours who make fun of you and don’t believe in you. And when you leave here tonight, go home, make a phone call and fire them. Anyone that doesn’t believe in you and your future, to hell with them.