Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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