At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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