Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćCome over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćThat’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćA World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćEngland is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWe usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćZlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćOnly God knows You’re talking to him now.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWhen I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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