José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćEveryone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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