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I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

Zach Galifianakis

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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Country Dream Funny
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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Goal Last Names
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
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Acting Monkey Require
My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.
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Country Girl People Person Year
I call my balls the bush twins.
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Ball Funny Humor
I don’t know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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Marijuana Smoking Weed
I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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Curmudgeon Guy Sour
Tigers love pepper…they hate cinnamon.
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Cinnamon Hangover Hate
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything’s been done.
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Elements Everything Fun
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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Funny Humor Look
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it’s a little protective.
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Funny Humor Wig
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that’s totally wiped out; I don’t think it really exists anymore.
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Down Long Senator Thinking
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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Couple Funny Girlfriend
I don’t want to do an edgy show, I didn’t want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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Edginess Hackiness Thinking
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.
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Hilarious Joke Long Towards
I understand Tea Partyers’ anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can’t be part of that.
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Motivated Tea Way

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

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