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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.

Zach Galifianakis

Tigers love pepper…they hate cinnamon.
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Cinnamon Hangover Hate
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

Hilarious Joke Long Towards
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it’s a little protective.
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Funny Humor Wig
I don’t know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
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Marijuana Smoking Weed
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
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Country Dream Funny
I call my balls the bush twins.
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Ball Funny Humor
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything’s been done.
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Elements Everything Fun
I understand Tea Partyers’ anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can’t be part of that.
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Motivated Tea Way
Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

Agree Influence Much
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that’s totally wiped out; I don’t think it really exists anymore.
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Down Long Senator Thinking
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
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Couple Funny Girlfriend
My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.
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Country Girl People Person Year
I don’t want to do an edgy show, I didn’t want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
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Edginess Hackiness Thinking
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
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Funny Humor Look
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
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Goal Last Names
I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.
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Curmudgeon Guy Sour

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.

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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There’s just too much money.

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