You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAIf you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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