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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
YOGI BERRA

Forecast Future Involvement
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Beat Pitch
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Business Game Motivational Planning Work
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Game Sports
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA

Guess Necessary Thank You
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
YOGI BERRA

Feeling Inspirational
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Uniform

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