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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

Yogi Berra

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Feeling Inspirational
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Baseball Team Trouble Win
Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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Baseball Experience Failure Learning Lose Motivational Powerful Teaching Work Hard
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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Answer Question Tired
Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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Entrepreneur Face Failure Fear Success Work
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People

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