I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
YOGI BERRAAnyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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