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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.

Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Father Grave Hear
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Atitude
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Young
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA

Celebrity Fame
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRA

Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRA

Confusion Sarcastic
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
Records and achievements are made to be broken.
YOGI BERRA

Achievement Baseball Broken Record
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA

Brown Color
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Nervous Series
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Finish Motivational Start

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