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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Yogi Berra

How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
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Army Proud
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Baseball Business Game Motivational Planning Work
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Baseball Motivational Win
If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Business Goals Motivational Regret
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

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