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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Yogi Berra

Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Guy
Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Funny Young
I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Enjoyment Golf Life Relaxation
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Attitude Positive Smile
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Luggage Travel
What difference does the uniform make? You don’t hit with it.
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Baseball Hit Uniform
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Complicated Jazz Music Understand
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
You can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Confusion Sarcastic
I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Baseball Failure Fight Lose Motivational Success Try Win
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

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