We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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