All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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50% of all married people are women.
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