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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA

Mistake One Liner Wrong
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Feeling Inspirational
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Lost Travel Wind
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Future Prediction Tough
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Smart Wife
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRA

Lie Truth
Little things are big.
YOGI BERRA

Big Minimalism One Liner
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Charity Giving

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

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